Monday, April 3, 2017

Movie review: RoboCop: Dark Justice

 

RoboCop: Dark Justice, part of the Prime Directives series - Just like every other RoboCop after the first two, it sucked the largest phallic symbol you can find. This movie actually bores its way into your brain and rips some brain cells kicking and screaming out of your nostrils. If that isn't enough, it bends them over and sodomizes them right in front of you before slitting their throats and throwing their smoldering carcasses in your face. Save yourself, don't watch this movie!!

Released: 2001
Reviewed: 3.25.17
Star rating: 1 out of 5
Genre: Sci-Fi & Fantasy, Action Sci-Fi, Thrillers, Crime Action, TV Movies

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