Wednesday, October 31, 2018

Movie review: Embrace of the Vampire

 
 The cover of Embrace of the Vampire says basically. . . ."Vampirism and gothic eroticism come together, virginal freshman Charlotte (Alyssa Milano, of course) dreams of a handsome lover, and reincarnation of the vampire's lost love. . . ." You get the idea.
Basically: Guy loves girl, guy becomes vampire, girl is lost. 100 years later vampire guy decides Charlotte is the reincarnation of his lost love and does his vampire hypnotism thingy on her. The rest is a twisted strange love story with a big focus on Milano's body.

Alyssa Milano, Martin Kemp, Rachel True, Charlotte Lewis, Jennifer Tilly.

Reality: This was 93 minutes of petting Alyssa Milano's ego and breasts and not necessarily in that order. Not that I think Milano is all that great but, why she took this role is a mystery. The movie was nothing more than a thinly disguised ruse to get her naked. I'm not saying she isn't pleasant to look at but, if you want to make a porno do that instead of pretending to make a vampire flick. At the very least, market the film properly.

Don't waste 93 minutes of your life unless you have always wanted to see Alyssa Milano's boobs and have had sexual fantasies about her in the past. If those things are true you will love this movie!

With plenty of nudity, sexuality including alternative, violence, gore, and foul language, save this for adults and above.

Released: 1995
Reviewed: 10.23.18
Star rating: 3 out of 5
Genre: Thriller, Horror, Erotic Thriller, Cult Horror, Vampires

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